Captain Quail - Comic List

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Captain Quail 1 July 24, 2013

Captain Quail is looking into growing out his neckbeard. The free food is hard to resist.

Captain Quail 2 - Split Infinitives July 27, 2013

The Quail says: "Whee!"

Captain Quail 3 July 30, 2013

Quail used SPEAK against Barista! It was super-effective!

Captain Quail 4 - Romance Aug. 5, 2013

Captain Quail 5 - Heartbreak Aug. 13, 2013

Leaving a guy for bread is harsh. A double-fudge brownie on the other hand...

Captain Quail 6 - Humdrive Aug. 15, 2013

Fly like a hummingbird, splat like a pigeon.

Captain Quail 7 - Chips Aug. 19, 2013

Aisles of smiles for all whom tech beguiles.

Captain Quail 8 - Exposed Aug. 22, 2013

Who knows what darkness lurks in the heart of men's harddrives?

Captain Quail 9 - Skuak Aug. 26, 2013

She canna take any more load, cap'n!

Captain Quail 10 - Rock Climbing Aug. 29, 2013

Mountain climbers must look really weird from the air.

Captain Quail 11 - Martial Arts Sept. 2, 2013

Captain Quail is more a lover than a fighter.

Captain Quail 12 - Fusion Sept. 5, 2013

Skauk prefers free-range organic mice.

Captain Quail 13 - Can Has Sept. 13, 2013

The Quailship Egg Surprise has very strong parental filters

Captain Quail 14 - Enemies Sept. 13, 2013

Does Skuak's terminal remind anyone else of a viewmaster?

Captain Quail 15 - Missed Connections Sept. 17, 2013

No one said Earth BIRDS were easy

Captain Quail 16 - Red Shirt Sept. 20, 2013

Robin Redshirt had it coming.

Captain Quail 17 - Hostilities Sept. 24, 2013

Angry quail is angry. Serious hawk is serious. Science owl is... science?

Captain Quail 18 - Diplomacy Sept. 27, 2013

"Or that time you wanted to use the engine exhaust to heat the ships kitchens..."

Captain Quail 19 - Best Laid Plans Oct. 1, 2013

Captain Quail just had to say it, didn't he?

Captain Quail 20 - Evasive Action Oct. 4, 2013

This is like that one Star Trek movie, all over again.

Captain Quail 21 - Combes Oct. 8, 2013

Combes is the best, no bones about it.

Captain Quail 22 - If At First... Oct. 11, 2013

Unfortunately, she only dates birds who can double as fans.

Captain Quail 23 - Reading Comprehension Oct. 15, 2013

Even the elephant is confused.

Captain Quail 24 - Discovered Oct. 18, 2013

Skuak always looks like he is mere seconds from killing something

Captain Quail 25 - Deus Ex Oct. 22, 2013

"Can we at least get cable in this aviary?"

Captain Quail 26 - Swoop Oct. 25, 2013

Skuak dares you to judge his eating habits.

Captain Quail 27 - Roomba Oct. 29, 2013

The ship's corridors are cleaner, though.

Captain Quail 28 - Cosplay Nov. 1, 2013

May the Force be with us, every one!

Captain Quail 29 - Scuba Nov. 5, 2013

"We're going to France, Skuak! I found 50 Euros!"

Captain Quail 30 - Art Nov. 8, 2013

Happy trees, Combes. Happy trees.

Captain Quail 31 - Writer's Block Nov. 12, 2013

Go for a walk, Captain. Get some fresh air.

Captain Quail 32 - Dinner, Interrupted Nov. 15, 2013

Skuak is unimpressed with your automatic can crusher.

Captain Quail 33 - I was working in the lab... Nov. 19, 2013

On the plus side, Captain, we now have a new display for the modern art gallery.

Captain Quail 34 - Animal Magnetism Nov. 22, 2013

Humdrive makes some lovely wall art, though.

Captain Quail 35 - Trouble Nov. 26, 2013

"She canna take any more, cap'n"!

Captain Quail 36 - Sunrise Nov. 29, 2013

Worried quail is worried.

Captain Quail 37 - Helios Dec. 3, 2013

The sun is the single most terrifying thing I can think of.

Captain Quail 38 - The Spot Thickens Dec. 6, 2013

The sun is glaring at YOU.

Captain Quail 39 - Flame On! Dec. 10, 2013

The timer always stops at one.

Captain Quail 40 - Wonderland Dec. 13, 2013

Would it be a snow quail or a quail angel?

Captain Quail 41 - Educational Programming Dec. 17, 2013

Poor Skuak is scarred for life now.

Captain Quail 42 - Deep Thought Dec. 20, 2013

That's one hoopy frood, man.

Captain Quail 43 - Tannenbaum Dec. 24, 2013

Next year I think Hummdrive will be the tree topper.

Captain Quail 44 - Wrapped Up Dec. 27, 2013

President's Day is a nice, sober holiday. No wrapping paper needed.

Captain Quail 45 - To Infinity... Dec. 31, 2013

This came out sappier than in my head, but I still like it.

Captain Quail 46 - Hobbies Jan. 3, 2014

Combes is both lover and fighter.

Captain Quail 47 - The Call Jan. 7, 2014

If you're into Mass Effect, the jokes will just keep coming.

Captain Quail 48 - Birds in Briefs Jan. 10, 2014

Dun-dun-DUNN!

Captain Quail 49 - Sanguine Jan. 14, 2014

Birds. In. ARMOR!

Captain Quail 50 - Long-lost Jan. 17, 2014

"I thought you were still hunting space-worms!"

Captain Quail 51 - History Jan. 21, 2014

Captain Quail does not care for your angst!

Captain Quail 52 - Move Out Jan. 24, 2014

Seven little birdies, all in a row. Down through the skies and into the snow.

Captain Quail 53 - Bird, Interrupted Jan. 28, 2014

Nothing says reminiscence like long icy hallways.

Captain Quail 54 - Discovery Jan. 31, 2014

It's God's own ball bearing.

Captain Quail 55 - Unnerving Orbs Feb. 4, 2014

I always forget how much bigger Skuak is than Captain Quail.

Captain Quail 56 - Into the Breach Feb. 7, 2014

The Mass Effect analogue is deepening...

Captain Quail 57 - Bygones Feb. 11, 2014

NOW KISS!

Captain Quail 58 - Close One Feb. 14, 2014

The more interesting question is why aren't they flying EVERYWHERE?

Captain Quail 59 - Sleeping Dragons Feb. 18, 2014

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Captain Quail 60 - Trojan Feb. 21, 2014

Sea urchin from hell.

Captain Quail 61 - Interlude Feb. 25, 2014

Poor Remy! Who else will keep Hummdrive from buying all the things?

Captain Quail 62 - Chased Feb. 28, 2014

He just had to say it...

Captain Quail 63 - Shrike March 4, 2014

Small, terrifying, feathered things.

Captain Quail 64 - Diplomatic Introductions March 7, 2014

Contact with an alien... uh, bird... race!

Captain Quail 65 - Run! March 11, 2014

Flying. Way better than running.

Captain Quail 66 - Cut Off March 14, 2014

"We're sorry, the number you are trying to reach has been impaled"

Captain Quail 67 - Nicked March 18, 2014

"...by the tips of our tailfeathers!"

Captain Quail 68 - A Plan Comes Together March 21, 2014

I love it when...

Captain Quail 69 - Courage March 25, 2014

You know how it is. You give them a simple command, they end up punching a guy to death.

Captain Quail 70 - Rocketman March 28, 2014

I think its gonna be a long, long time.

Captain Quail 71 - Lead the Target April 1, 2014

Captain Quail 72 - See you space cowboy April 4, 2014

Its so sad!

Captain Quail 73 - Around Again April 8, 2014

Back to the big blue wet thing.

Captain Quail 74 - Brace for Impact April 11, 2014

I'm sure no-one will notice a giant quail crashing into this island...

Captain Quail 75 - Crash April 15, 2014

That may be the most worried I've ever seen Skuak.

Captain Quail 76 - Crash, Aftermath April 18, 2014

Skuak looks miraculously unscathed.

Captain Quail 77 - Aerodynamic April 22, 2014

Combes is a more a lover than a flyer.

Captain Quail 78 - The Trouble with Pterodactyls April 25, 2014

Hummdrive is the rightful queen of Westeros!

Captain Quail 79 - The Expo April 29, 2014

Combes in scrubs would make an adorable plushie.

Captain Quail 80 - The Call May 2, 2014

The fidelity on Hummdrive's hologram is pretty impressive for daylight.

Captain Quail 81 - Gainfully Employed May 6, 2014

The ship's computer run BeakSD.

Captain Quail 82 - Up, Up... May 9, 2014

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird - It's a plane! - It's a spacequail!

Captain Quail 83 - ...and Away! May 13, 2014

Owl heads are so cool.

Captain Quail 84 - Dalek Hummdrive May 16, 2014

WHAT IS A "PLUNGER"? EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!

Captain Quail 85 - Modern Medicine May 20, 2014

It's never lupus.

Captain Quail 86 - Big Wow Special May 23, 2014

Dinos dressed as dinos. We need to go deeper!

Captain Quail 87 - Wrong Turn May 27, 2014

We're going to get sued by Warner Brothers...

Captain Quail 88 - Howl May 30, 2014

All we need is a roadrunner and the gang's all here.

Captain Quail 89 - Close Call June 3, 2014

Birds apparently easily lose their feathers when stressed. This has been Captain Quail, your guide to the world of facts.

Captain Quail Stand-In June 6, 2014

It would be hilarious if this turns out to be a really popular comic.

Captain Quail 90 - Action Hero June 10, 2014

Coyotes, man. Not even once.

Captain Quail 91 - Approach June 13, 2014

Ominous caves. There's always ominous caves.

Captain Quail 92 - Dak June 17, 2014

Anybody else getting a Doctor Doom vibe?

Captain Quail 93 - Die! June 20, 2014

No, no, its German. The, Captain Quail, The!

Captain Quail 94 - Stalactite June 24, 2014

I really liked that scene in Jim Butcher's 'Changes'

Captain Quail Stand-In Owl June 27, 2014

Captain Quail 95 - The End of Dak July 1, 2014

Bird, on the rocks.

Captain Quail 96 - What Lies Behind July 4, 2014

Oh, is that where I put that egg?

Captain Quail 97 - A Chance at Home July 8, 2014

Dusk settles over the desert, and a quail flies in the moonlight.

Captain Quail 98 - Homecoming July 11, 2014

Mighty-fine-looking ship.

Captain Quail 99 - Egg Surprise July 15, 2014

Hummdrive's shiny fixation extends to eggs as well, apparently.

Captain Quail 100 - The Bird's Tale July 18, 2014

"Why do female birds keep rejecting my bountiful charms?"

Captain Quail 101 - Camoflage July 22, 2014

Find the owl, kids!

Captain Quail 102 - Foot the Ball July 25, 2014

Hummdrive is like the Spanish goalie. OH SNAP!

Captain Quail 103 - Coffee, Part Deux July 29, 2014

How can a 7 ounce bird drink a 12 ounce coffee?

Captain Quail 104 - Holo Aug. 1, 2014

We need a Wesley Crusher bird. With that awful sweater as a feather pattern.

Captain Quail 105 - Query Start Aug. 5, 2014

No one can steeple his feathers quite like Gabriel Quail

Captain Quail 106 - Bigger on the Outside Aug. 8, 2014

We got the metal from this old bridge no one was using...

Captain Quail 107 - Quest, Part 1 Aug. 12, 2014

Hummdrive would make an excellent tower light.

Captain Quail 108 - Quest, Part 2 Aug. 15, 2014

Oh really, Combes? Robin Redshirt seems fine...

Captain Quail 109 - Hawk Hill Aug. 19, 2014

Dude... Captain Quail's weird holo-desk makes me jealous.

Captain Quail 110 - Nesting Aug. 22, 2014

Admit it, you'd buy that excuse too.

Captain Quail 111 - Hatchery Aug. 26, 2014

Birds. In. Welding masks!!!

Stand-in: Hummingbird Aug. 29, 2014

Help I'm trapped in a comic factory...

Captain Quail 112 - Coffee Companions Sept. 2, 2014

One hell of a strong jaw that guy has.

Captain Quail 113 - Coffee Companions 2 Sept. 5, 2014

Captain Quail is getting SO. CAFFEINATED.

Captain Quail 114 - Fits Sept. 9, 2014

Oh dear... I think we permanently re-wired Hummdrive with memes.

Captain Quail 115 - Deliberations Sept. 12, 2014

Stern chicken is stern.

XOXO Stand-In Sept. 16, 2014

All you get for now, anyway.

Captain Quail 116 - Base Helian Sept. 19, 2014

If you actually go to Hawk Hill, you won't see a base filled with spacebirds. Is this comic made up, or is the stealth mode that good?

Captain Quail 117 - New Arrivals Sept. 23, 2014

I always think that type of chicken looks like it's wearing Chewbacca leggings.

Captain Quail 118 - The Next Phase Sept. 26, 2014

What you can't see in this comic is the bird off-screen playing Galaga.

Captain Quail 119 - Gabriel's Choice Sept. 30, 2014

I wonder how many medical operations Gabriel has interrupted during his tenure as captain.

Captain Quail Stand-In. Nevermore. Oct. 3, 2014

Just wait until Remy is reading The Telltale Heart!

Captain Quail 120 - Setting Sail Oct. 7, 2014

"I set my sail, fly the wind it will take me."